Bird vs Birdbrain (1)

"Dunno where I'd be without you, Billy."

 

BR: "Mildly inconvenienced. Not like you can't find another guy to paint your stuff."

 

"Everyone else isn't satisfied with a 20-pound bag of coffee beans."

 

BR: "Fair enough. Gotta ask, though. Why did you want your....what did I just paint?"

 

"The heavy lift VTOL."

 

BR: "Yeah, that. Why did you want it flesh colored?"

 

"Flesh? That's just yellow."

 

BR: "...nah, this is flesh."

 

"Looks like yellow to me."

 

BR: "Pretty sure it's flesh, man."

 

"You fucking with me?...."

 

BR: "Seriously, look. It's fle---"

 

CI: "Guys?...."

 

"What's going on--how did you find that?"

 

CI: "I was gonna ask you the same thing."

 

"Give it! Thing's sharp as shit..."

 

CI: "Seriously, where'd you get it?"

 

"Literally in a dumpster out back. Get this, though. It was literally embedded in the bottom of the dumpster. The big, metal dumpster. Was right in it."

 

BR: "Getting some serious Deja Vu looking at it."

 

CI: "Yeah, think I've seen it before, too...."

 

"Whatever it's from, whoever it's from, probably did some serious shit with it. Looks cool, though!"

 

CI: "What's with the holes?"

 

"Does more damage."

 

BR: "For real?"

 

"Hold still, Billy. I'll show you."

 

BR: "Fuck off."

 

"........."

Done