O.K. - I will with one disclaimer:

The terms used to describe myself are Subject to Change Daily and Without Notice.

With That In Mind...

Friendly.

Enigmatic.

Intelligent.

Anti-Fashion.

Obama-tomistic.

Punk/Goth.

Reclusive.

Urban Guerrilla.

Self-Pierced.

Sk8r-Grrl.

Ecstatically Single (And Not Looking).

Oddly enough:

Occasionally do some print model work for a national retail store.

Oh yeah...

I sometimes spontaneously speak in languages that I've never learned...

At least not in this Lifetime.

And, lastly...

I hear dead people.

(And that's on a 'normal' day...)